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NEW PHOTOS OF KILLER ROCK POSES IN THE PICTURE SECTION. THANKS AGAIN, EMILY!

okay people, this is my last take on reality t.v., i swear. however, after subjecting myself to a couple of bowls and the last 20 minutes of the new ROCK STAR/INXS, i came up with an idea for a new show that might add some spice to the new fall line-up.

it seems to me that by focusing only on the group of deluded, no-talent hacks that have convinced themselves they have "what it takes" to be the next american idol/nashville star/rock star inxs, we are being deprived of the comedic stylings of a whole other group of deluded, no-talent hacks that have convinced a few gullible people that they also have "what it takes".

i am speaking, of course, of the entertainment industry executives. (it is not such a stretch, if you consider that the second group of people are just people from the first group that got scared, quit, got jobs, and now take it out on the rest of us.)

but i digress......

anyway, what we will do is take a couple of top executives from each of the major record labels, radio stations, and movie/t.v.studios and put them together on some island. they will each be presented with an assortment of unsigned bands and indie movies, and each week they will get to greenlight one. then, based on their choices, the voting public will get to fire one. i mean really fire them. end of story.

come to think of it, i think that in order to obtain one of these executive positions in the first place, the government should require you to come on my show. i mean, if they are going to allow all of the record labels, radio stations, movie studios, etc. to merge into one giant company, thereby subjecting us to ever shrinkng playlists, 1 good song/13 bad song c.d.''s, and bad movie remakes, the least they can do is legislate some checks and balances.

think radio sucks? text message #101 and tell tom, "YOU''RE FIRED!"
think c.d.''s are overpriced? text message #102 and tell dick, "DON''T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS!"
think the remake of the longest yard was a bad idea? text message #103 and tell harry, "SEE YOU AT THE DRIVE-THRU!"

who would''nt want to watch these jack-offs try to make decisions based soley on their own taste, an without the benefit of their endless supply of focus groups, ass-kissers, accountants, and yes-men telling them what to think. you think you saw some meltdowns and freak-outs on american idol, well, as we say in the south, you aint seen nuthin'' yet!

"hate the state of the entertainment industry? then join us each thursday and help level the playing field. because on THE

NEXT BIG ENTERTAINMENT EXEC, everybody is a winner!

either that, or just put them all in a big cage and let them fight to the death. either way, everybody wins...........

saving souls, one idea at a time

your budding t.v. producer,

j.b.